Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Summer Menopause Survival Guide Tips

Summer and warmer if not hot, humid temperatures are around the corner. How are you going to survive this summer?

Here are a dozen tips:


  1.            Get a pedicure today and wear open toe shoes until the temperature dips below 60° or Christmas.
  2.         Wear loose necklines and sleeveless tops. Hate your upper arms and can’t get over it? Layer with a thin layer or wear a short sleeve top.
  3.           Try a big beautiful hat. Think Kentucky Derby grandeur because then it becomes a fashion focal point, and keeps you a bit cooler.
  4.            Wear underwear. I know the thought of putting on a bra and panties when you are so damn hot can sometimes seem like cruel punishment but decorum must be maintained!
  5.           Do not take off too many layers. Yes you are too old to just wear a sports bra.
  6.            I know I will get some back talk but No you cannot wear short shorts. I know they are cute cut-offs but you are menopausal not prepubescent.
  7.             No Spanx or tight fitting pants if you can help it.
  8.            Don’t sit outside unless there is a cool breeze and you are in the shade.
  9.           Discretely place a few ice cubes down your bra if you are eating with friends, family or at a meeting.
  10.                   Invest in waterproof make-up for the summer. That includes eye shadow, eyebrow pencil, eyeliner and lipstick.
  11.                 Is a short haircut, especially at your nape in your future?
  12.                Reduce your alcohol intake. Don’t call me that name! Alcohol often triggers a hot flash. It also compromises some good judgment choices like taking off one too many layer or jumping into a fountain. Just saying…



Are you ready for summer? Do you have additional tips?


20 comments:

Doreen McGettigan said...

Very wise tips. I've been contemplating that short haircut.

Haralee said...

Thanks Doreen. Enjoy that coolness on the back of your neck!

Helene Bludman said...

The thought of short shorts is tempting ... but no, I won't go there! Thanks for the great tips.

Haralee said...

Good judgement Helene. Sometimes in the heat of summer and amidst hot flashes, good judgement is on vacation!

Carol Cassara said...

Thankfully, I don't suffer from the 'pause but friends do and I sent them this link.

Ruth Curran said...

I love this piece and your advice! Wetting and freezing a small scarf -- one that will not show under your hat -- and lining the inside brim of your hat with it works great too.

Haralee said...

Thanks Carol, and lucky you!

Haralee said...

Good tips Ruth, thanks.
I actually took a piece of my sleepwear fabric, it is UPF 50, and cut it to drape down from a baseball cap held by pins and wet. Very cool on the neck while working in the garden. My husband likes it too as it protects his neck from the sun.

Lois Alter Mark said...

Great tips! Laughing at the ice cubes down the shirt and am trying to figure out how to do that gracefully!!

Haralee said...

Lois it takes a bit of distraction to do it gracefully!! I admit I have done it at a meeting. A second benefit is the ice perked me up during a rather boring presentation!

Unknown said...

And drink LOTS of water!

Haralee said...

Yup, water is always good especially with ice cubes for using tip #9!

kim tackett said...

I live where it gets to 110 in the summer. My solution is to leave!

Haralee said...

Yikes Kim, I'd be right behind you to a cooler local!

Rena said...

Great tips! I'm just starting to go through menopause. I have taken 3 showers today because I'm sweating so bad.

Haralee said...

Welcome Rena to the sisterhood of sweat!

Diane Stringam Tolley said...

Excellent tips! Are you sure about the 'not jumping in the fountain' one?

Haralee said...

Diane, I only give cautions, but cautions can be thrown to the wind if there are no legal ramifications!

Lisa @ Grandmas Briefs said...

Great tips, Haralee. I like the one about ice in the bra. THAT sounds like a perfect remedy to me. My only tip is to wear ponytails rather than the hair down. I've been considering a short-short cut but can't yet bring myself to do it... despite always have my hair up of late anyway. Oh well.

Thanks for sharing!

Haralee said...

Thanks Lisa, The hair in a ponytail, off the neck, is always a good idea!