Wednesday, June 6, 2012

I Miss My Estrogen

What I wouldn’t give for some estrogen! Just a bit of estrogen to make my skin smoother, my disposition sweeter and my sweating more moist than wet. My grammar check tells me ‘more moist’ is not correct but that bitch probably has estrogen!


Warm weather seems to bring out the memories of days gone by filled with estrogen. I could sleep through the night. I could wear a fitted bodice on a dress. I could apply make-up once a day. I could sit in sunshine outside with a friend and have a glass of wine. I am just getting a hot flash remembering these memories!

So rather than crying about loss estrogen, if you can tell I am crying through the sweat, I have taken a proactive approach to the summer without estrogen.
Here is my checklist to chase the Estrogen loss blues:

  1.   Loose fitting bodices on dresses, I mean loose
  2.   A bigger size in white T-shirts
  3.   Blended drinks all day long (no alcohol)
  4.   Bronzer moisturizer and make-up
  5.   Sleep aid medication and wicking sleepwear form Haralee.Com


You may notice I have not included any tips for my sometimes terse, pinchy, badass attitude. I apologize.  Of course there are solutions like:
Meaningful work, loving family, exercise, friendship, chocolate and ice cream, but ….
I miss my estrogen!

Have you found a solution?

22 comments:

Rachel, BacknGrooveMom said...

and wine for the bad mood!!
I had a hormonal incident over the weekend -- wow!! wowweee

Haralee said...

You crack me up Rachel, an incident!
I have incidents every 3-5 minutes!

Nicole Fende said...

I need to find a way to use this phrase in conversation " that bitch probably has estrogen!" I almost spit water all over my PC.

Hang in there Haralee :)

Haralee said...

Thanks Nicole!

Lee Aka The Diamond Gal said...

I love this post and I miss mine too. And I don't have any advice other than hide the knives.

Anonymous said...

I had to read your first paragraph out to my office mates. Oh, how we laughted!!

NotaSupermom said...

I am in total denial.
Sure, menopause happens to every women ever, but I'm pretty sure I am the one exception.
When I die at 92, I will ascend to my heavenly reward smooth skinned and on a cloud of estrogen fumes.
It could happen!

Haralee said...

Lee, You show good judgement concerning the knives hiding! But can you remember where they are when you really need them for their purposes?

Haralee said...

Connie, thanks!

Haralee said...

Notasupermom, I can hear the whisper of estrogen loss induced denial but I am sure it is not loud enough for your to hear! You stick with your imagery, basking on the river of "Da Nile "!

Unknown said...

Seek and you shall find! You need a good Menopause Specialist (Check out my Menopause Doctor Directory http://www.shmirshky.com/doctor-directory/). Then you can easily “find” some bioidentical estrogen!

Cathy said...

Estrogen? Whoa! I can remember that, I think. I think I can also remember being an even-tempered mama who did cry every time someone left a glass in the sink. Or looking at my face in the mirror and saying, "Gee, that good night's sleep looks good on me!" Estrogen? Yeah, right. I think I may remember it.

Haralee said...

Thanks for rational advice Ellen!

Haralee said...

Cathy, I hear you. This is why it is good to have girlfriends the same age, looking the same as you, crying over anything and everything too and can't remember anything either!

Lori Lavender Luz said...

I'm with Lee aka The Diamond Gal.

Haralee said...

OK Lori, no food that need knives at your home too! Better safe than sorry is a good motto with no estrogen!

Helene Bludman said...

I had a hot flash last week that seemed to last for 5 minutes, then had to go straight to a dinner event soaking wet. That was fun. (NOT!)

Haralee said...

Helene I hear you! I wear water proof, that we all know is just water resistant make-up.
At a wedding 2 summers ago I had on a vintage silk dress and had one tiny sip of champagne to toast the couple and went into a total body sweat and had to go home. Silk once wet clings, not a pretty look!

Carpool Goddess said...

Love this post! I haven't had a hot flash yet, but when that day comes I'll be having wine slushies.

Haralee said...

Sounds good Carpool Goddess unless you end of like me and any sip of alcohol produces a pounding migraine and full body sweat! Oh yes good times!

Karen D. Austin aka "Wren" said...

At 51 and in the midst of menopause, I find that vigorous exercise and reducing refined carbs helps me better manage my mood swings...a little! Good luck with the change.

Haralee said...

Hi Karen thanks for commenting. If it works for you that is great!