A Visible Butt Crack Free Day

Have you noticed how many times a day you see some one’s butt crack? No longer is it just plumbers with their heavy tool belts pulling down their pants. No longer is the visibility reserved to fat big-bellied men whose pants can’t come up high enough. No longer is it displayed from the woman with her tramp stamp tattoo. No, it is epidemic! Be it the handsomest man or most beautiful woman in the world, I still do not want to see their butt crack. Call me old fashion but I do not want to see any one’s butt crack!

I propose a visible butt crack free day. Every person would have to wear a shirt, sweater, jacket, blouse or T-shirt long enough so when they sit their butt crack would be covered.  A belt on their trousers could be worn to hold their pants up so when they bend or reach, their butt crack is not visible. Suspenders could be worn for just one day to hold up their pants!

Self-responsibility could be exercised for just one day. Do you feel a draft on your backside? Pull up your pants! You may think you have the best looking butt crack in the world but for just one day couldn’t you keep it to your self? Yank up the pants of a friend or loved one it they forget! There is even an industry of aids to help!

I know I run the risk of sounding like a crabby old lady but visible butt cracks are so rampant, I can’t even try to avert my eyes on every occasion. Cold days can be a reprise from the VBC epidemic if you are lucky and most people wear a coat. Of course just when I think it is safe, I notice a roofer or maintenance worker and they are wearing a short jacket!

Will you join me in dreaming of a day with no one sporting Visible Butt Crack?