Monday, August 18, 2014

How Do You Know You Are Menopausal?

I spoke with a friend recently who mentioned she didn’t think she was menopausal any longer although she still suffers some hot flashes and night sweats. As we were talking she lost her train of thought twice. She also mentioned some mood swings. I suggested she was still menopausal and she snapped at me with a sharp retort, and eventually agreed maybe she was still a wee bit menopausal!

Here are the signs that menopause has a grip on you and how to cope:
CRS, Can’t Remember Shit    
  1. Write everything down. Do not say to yourself that you will remember, you will not! Write everything down on a note pad that you keep in the same spot in your purse or on your desk so you can check it often and frequently.
  2. Do not leave your to do list, or calendar only on your phone because you will forget to charge your phone.
  3. Do you walk into a room and forget why?
  4. Do you find milk in the pantry, socks in the frig, or other items temporarily placed and forgotten?


DGS, Don’t Give a Shit
  1. You think you look better, younger, and sexier, than anyone else you know even when others may comment lovingly, critically or snidely to you about your dress, hair or overall appearance and you don’t care.
  2. You think you used to be the smartest person in the room. You know that may not be the case because you cannot remember some words or have become dependent on spell check but who cares.
  3. You cannot watch a Lifetime/Hallmark movie without sobbing. You hate criers at work and now there you are blubbering about someone’s story and you don’t care.


Mood Swings
  1.  One day you are happy and satisfied and the next you want to sell the house, leave the family and the job to eat chocolate in Paris.
  2. Are people saying things like “You just need your morning coffee”?
  3. Do you have co-workers who only email you? 
  4. Does your family ask “Why are you so sensitive?” 
  5. Do you have sudden road rage? 
  6. Have you gone Ape Shit in a public setting?



What can help? 
  1. Try to get a good night sleep. Ask your Doctor for sleep medication. 
  2. Not even when you were at the top of your game did you function well while sleep deprived. Shameless plug for our wicking sleepwear, www.haralee.com, can help! 
  3. Try exercise of some kind. Whacking a ball in some sport or joining an exercise/dance class can help.
  4. Talk with friends your same age. 
  5. Just know it is normal, you are not going crazy or becoming emotionally unbalanced; you are menopausal.


I am sure I forgot an important tip or sage advice but you can comment here.



22 comments:

Rena said...

This so absolutely true yet hilarious at the same time! I'm just starting menopause and my husband is already thinking about buying a fishing cabin to escape! !!!

Lois Alter Mark said...

Um, yes to everything here!! Always glad to hear I'm not alone in my craziness!

Haralee said...

Rena, a fishing cabin may work for just a bit!

Haralee said...

it is a sisterhood Lois!

Helene Bludman said...

You are so funny! I LOL'ed at this (and it's all true).

Haralee said...

Thanks Helene!

Carol Cassara said...

Ok, now that's hilarious! It does get kind of scary though.

kim tackett said...

I remember clearly that I could no longer remember clearly, and that I had lost all ability to multi task.

Haralee said...

Thanks Carol!

Haralee said...

Yes Kim, I hear the song"I can see Clearly", it must be about us?

Cathy said...

You are so right on all points, Haralee. I think I'm postmenopausal, but the other day I washed my face with a hair product when I was too tired to think. Was it menopause or my bad eyesight? Hmm...

Haralee said...

Just when you think Cathy you are on the other side….
Just last night I was taking off eye makeup and realized the bottle was the same color as my nail polish remover that I keep in the same place. I made a note to myself on behalf of my eyes to move the nail polish remover to another location and forgot until right now!

Elaine said...

Let me know when you're going to Paris to eat chocolate. I have some frequent flyer miles that will expire before I do - I hope!

Haralee said...

Elaine, doesn't that sound wonderful??? Will let you know.

Lana said...

So funny! I'm just at the beginning - I think there might be a long road ahead!

Haralee said...

But it is good for excuses Lana!

Esther said...

Lol. I love this article. It also occurs to me that I've become more forgetful.

We're all in good company... wherever we are...

Kim Dalferes said...

Oh man, that CRS is a *itch! I have to write EVERYTHING down. What I need is a way to write stuff down when I am in the shower - why is THAT when I get my best ideas??

Haralee said...

Thanks Esther, it is that situational understanding!

Haralee said...

I know what you mean Kim. I read something about the shower and ideas that it is a hub of creativity but for the life of me I could not site the source!

Janie Emaus said...

I believe I will menopausal until I reach 100!

Haralee said...

Or as long as I live, Janie!