Dear Menopausal Women living in the states of Utah, Montana,
Wyoming, South Dakota and North Dakota,
Aren’t you HOT? Don’t you have NIGHT SWEATS? We have
customers from all over the country, Canada and Europe. Granted the populations in Wyoming, the
Dakotas, Utah and Montana are not that great compared to California for
example. But my menopausal sisters, night sweats are night sweats wherever you
live! Am I wrong?
Just because most of you live in northern states does not
mean that you suffer night sweats less. It certainly does not mean you have to
suffer at all. Colorado, Nebraska, Washington, Idaho, Oregon, Nevada, Arizona,
Minnesota, Iowa and Nevada women buy our sleepwear. Those are adjoining states
to yours. Even women from Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba buy more than
women from the 5 listed states!
It really can’t be because the weather is colder. Women in Alaska
buy more sleepwear from Haralee.com than all 5 states combined. So what is it
Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Utah and Montana? Is it bandwidth? Is it a
more suspicious nature? Is it that you don’t buy off the Internet? Do you have
a secret source of estrogen? If you do have a secret estrogen source, please
send some to me and I promise I will never disclose my source.
Most of our customers live on either coast of the country
and along the Gulf of Mexico. We also sell a lot to those who live in the mid
west. Yes Tennessee, Arkansas, Kentucky and Kansas could increase in sales it
is true, but not like as we have come to refer your states as, the sleepless 5!
Our intern noticed this geographic shortcoming in our sales
and brought it to our attention. We are baffled and wonder why? Our sleepwear
is comfortable, it is soft, and it comes in many sizes, styles and in beautiful
colors. It is competitively priced and it is a problem solver. It helps you get
a better night sleep. Who doesn’t want that?
So my menopausal sisters in Wyoming, North and South Dakota,
Utah and Montana, let us help you stay cool! Give us answers to our
bewilderment. We want to know!
Sincerely Cool,
Haralee
CEO Haralee.Com Sleepwear
Cool Garments for Hot Women
6 comments:
LOL! Maybe this will help with your SEO. A search on sleepless in Wyoming should bring this right up.
And, in case it does, I'll help by stating that I'm a satisfied customer in Missouri. And you know about Missourians, right? We insist on being shown that something works.
Thanks Joy. Missourians like yourself are great testimonials for my company!
I clicked over to comments to see if someone solved the mystery!
Shall we call these 5 the Estrogen States?
I like it Lori! No solved mystery yet darn it.
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