Dear Santa,
I am sorry to write you this letter but I have marked your
correspondence as spam. I didn’t want to do it Santa. Really I am no Scrooge
but sending me 3-5 emails a day is just well, stalker like!
A personalized letter from you to my child seems like a
darling thing but Santa here are 5 reasons it is not going to ever happen:
- I don’t have a small child
- I don’t have small grandchildren
- I didn’t sign up for your mailing list
- I don’t sign up for email offers from Brazil, Spain, France, or China
- I am Jewish
I understand out of the box marketing Santa but I really
think if you continue with this campaign you may have some future bad PR
issues. Who wants an aggressive Santa? Who wants a stalking Santa? The damage from your letter writing campaign
is done for 2014, but here are 5 suggestions for 2015:
- Have Mrs. Claus write a food blog with recipes for the holidays
- Write your own travel blog
- Have one of the elves write a toy blog, what’s hot what’s not
- Have Rudolph set up an Instagram account with frolicking reindeer game pictures
- Link all the blogs together and build your mailing list from those who sign up
I hope you find my tips helpful and I wish you Santa the
merriest of holidays.
Ho Ho Ho,
Haralee
7 comments:
This is Hilarious! Santa better get his act together and quick! I'd hate to have to put him on the naughty list!
Haha! Wouldn't a Santa link-up be hilarious? Loved this!
Rena I know. He is walking a fine line from his own 'Naughty 'list!
Thanks Linda for stopping over. Santa a spammer, who knew? I don't want to think it is the big guy but his people (elves).
HA! So funny! That Santa's persistent!
Thanks Darcy, That Santa, for sure!
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