If you have tried every drug store or internet “solution” and find yourself out of more money than fewer side effects, here are some coping remedies:
1. Fans placed strategically everywhere you go. A small fan in your bathroom as you put on your make-up. Keep a personal fan at your desk for work. Place a small fan on the kitchen counter.
2. Keep your house and office thermostat set at cool. So what that your family and co-workers are wearing down jackets indoors, who cares?
3. Drink iced beverages at all times. Keep ice cubes handy. Drop one down your bra, or rub one at the back of your neck for an instant cool down.
4. Try to make hand held fans and parasols a fashion statement for you when venturing outside in warm sunny weather.
5. Do not fancy the notion of becoming a Vampire. Yes they seem always cool, they don’t go out much in day light but the undead is really not a viable option just to get through menopause.
6. If you are shopping for a new car, buy a convertible. If it rains or snow, just drive faster. If it is really hot outside and you must venture into it, be sure the car has air-conditioning. If you are not in the car buying market, drive with windows rolled down in winter and air conditioning on high all through spring summer and fall. If you take public transportation, sit close to the doors that open, or an open window.
7. Fashion tips from my previous Fashion blog: open toe shoes, wear layers with the first being a wicking layer, no wool, no turtle necks, no hose or socks or hats, waterproof make-up, carry or stash away an extra set of clothes and make-up .
8. You say a mantra that goes a little like this: I love my freedom, I am just menopausal, I do not want to go to jail, I am just menopausal, I do not want to pay attorney and court fees, I am just menopausal, I do not want to look like a crazy woman, I am just menopausal, I am a mature adult, I am a loving woman, I am just menopausal!
6 comments:
This is hysterical and oh so accurate. I am now on the backside of menopause, but I thought I was going to die when I was in the middle of it. Thanks for the chuckles.
Thanks Donna for your comments. I am glad you came out on the other side. Gives all of us hope!
The convertible comment had me bust out laughing -- so funny!!! I will keep that in mind - maybe hubby will get me one!
Thanks for your comments Rachel. I don't think you can go wrong with a convertible for your future driving pleasure!
Haralee - really with so many fans of the Twilight series you might lose a few people with that vampire diss :) Seriously I'm going for the convertible solution. I've always wanted one, and what a great way to have a positive experience out of a negative!
Nicole, I wasn't dissing Twilight, really!! The thrill of the open road, the wind racing through your hair, that's the hype of a convertible but now you know the other motivating reason!
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