Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A Very Evil Heart Stopper may be in my Future

What is Widow Maker? How about Crazy Exciting on Steroids?  What about One Bad Mother In Law? Consider my favorite, Black Cat Rings of Fire? They aren’t triple black diamond ski runs or new cocktails but Fourth Of July Fireworks.



Available is also: Goliath, Desperado, Fire Passion, Mean Green, Whistling Thunder, Heart stopper, Addiction, Asian Sensation, Grave Digger (already sold out), Very Evil and Combat Zone to name just a few!

Let me say right up front that I love a good fireworks display. I can’t set off my own because my cats get scared and the neighbor dogs become frightened. Also in the state of Oregon it is illegal to have fireworks that propel into the air. To get the listed fireworks from the Bomber Brothers, an Oregonian needs to drive to Washington State a mere 2 miles north of the Portland airport.

The Bomber Brothers took a full back page ad in the Sunday paper to entice people to buy ‘wholesale pricing to the public’. They suggest combining your firework needs with those of your friends and family to meet the 10 case AND $1,000.00 minimum order!


I know the economy is getting better. I understand many people are back to work, but call me cheap if you will, $1,000.00 on fireworks? Most cities have a free fireworks display. I understand the crowds, the driving to and fro can be frustrating but it is free. Thousands of collective ooohs and aaahs is also something you don’t get in your driveway! Fire hazards and burning off fingers, eyebrows and other body parts is also eliminated.

The Bomber Brothers ask customers to think ahead for their future firework needs and to stock up now. A company picnic, block party, and let’s not forget New Year’s Eve are all potential firework occasions. If you don’t buy now you have to wait until next year!


I am not sure of the shelf life of fireworks, but The Bomber Brother are sure they won’t be hanging around your house very long. Payment is cash only and all sales are final!

In the past we have rode bikes around our neighborhood admiring and watching illegal displays. I may stop this year and ask if anyone is setting off any Hot Blooded Multi Shots or Extreme Pyro Mortar and Artillery Shells.

What are your fireworks plans?
Photos are courtesy of the Bomber Brothers.


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